Fire Safety Song

Posted by admin on June 13th, 2010 and filed under fire safety | 25 Comments »

For those of us who need advice on how to avoid a firey death, but look to YouTube for instant information rather than read about it or ask a fireman. Ahem.
The quality of this song is diabolically bad, and I KNOW that, so no need to tell me.
Also, please note that I don’t care if you dial a different emergency number, so if you feel compelled to tell me that the US dials 911 instead of 999, don’t. I will not praise you for it.

Music is Spanish Flea by Herb Alpert.

::LYRICS::

Now when your house is burning down,
follow these rules now, do not frown,
you must keep close to the floor and close
all the windows and doors now…
Otherwise you will soon die.

Call 999
And if you find you have the time,
ask for the fire brigade and say
that your house has just been slayed…
by the inferno of Hell.

Do not attempt
to have a barbeque inside your cosy bungalow.
This will result in a quite large catastrophe,
so how to put out a fire, you should know.

Generally, use H2O,
that’s water if you did not know,
you should avoid using petrol and
also compressed aerosol cans…
You will end up with no face.

Fire alarms, can come in quite handy
when you’re surrounded by huge flames.
They will alert you when you must make your escape
but if the batteries are dead, you’re to blame…

Do not play with matches or lighters,
they can be quite nasty blighters,
it could mean the difference between death
and one more meaningful breath.
So you must make the right choice.

So remember these lovely rules,
and you will not look like a fool.
All that’s left to say is goodbye friends,
don’t make me tell you again…
Fire is quite harmful.

Duration : 0:2:6


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25 Responses

  1. lolavon Says:

    @nhimrod123456 its …
    @nhimrod123456 its 999 in the united kingdom bro :)

  2. CONNER3497 Says:

    @nhimrod123456 yeah …
    @nhimrod123456 yeah 911 is the american number 999 is the uk number

  3. SilentHillVampire1 Says:

    omg they played …
    omg they played this song at school ahhhhhhhhhh

  4. SteveBobTwonkPants Says:

    @nhimrod123456 It …
    @nhimrod123456 It is.

  5. nhimrod123456 Says:

    wtf 999? i thought …
    wtf 999? i thought it was 911?????????

  6. Ninja8productions Says:

    @geezerlouis1 …
    @geezerlouis1 Ebonics has failed you

  7. Mavrik347 Says:

    rofl. why do i find …
    rofl. why do i find this so funny?

  8. ffyluv Says:

    LMAO OMG
    LMAO OMG

  9. dressedtiara Says:

    firefighters prefer …
    firefighters prefer you close it up, you dont get backdraft every single time…. The basic need of fire is oxygen, you deprive it by closing windows and doors and it will have less chance of spreading, open your windows and doors and the fire is gonna take off and your house is gonna be gone before we can even get there… Backdraft is easy to take care of… we can always just stand to the side and break a window ;)

  10. geezerlouis1 Says:

    lol i listened 2 …
    lol i listened 2 tat in school 2day

  11. SteveBobTwonkPants Says:

    You’re taking this …
    You’re taking this way too seriously. I’ve said it before, I made this for a school assembly, didn’t take it seriously at all, they liked the fun side of it. I put it on YouTube because my friends thought it was funny, not because I thought it’d be beneficial for anyone.

    If you can’t take my video as a bit of a joke, then you either have no sense of humour or are just arguing for the sake of arguing. I appreciate the dangers of backdraft, but I’m not changing this just for you.

  12. littlehornydevil69 Says:

    and i am sorry …
    and i am sorry that you will die in a fire in 2 years

  13. SteveBobTwonkPants Says:

    You close the …
    You close the windows and doors to help cut off oxygen from the fire, thus preventing it from spreading.

    I wrote this for a school assembly, I honestly don’t give a monkey’s nuts about backdraft. If your house is on fire, you’re not going to open the door and go back in, are you?

    Terribly sorry I excluded your favourite fiery feature, I should’ve come to you first. -___-

  14. littlehornydevil69 Says:

    you dont shut all …
    you dont shut all the doors or windows you fool if you do you will get backdraft when you open the door look backdraft up

  15. madcat45678 Says:

    this is awesome
    this is awesome

  16. AwsomeX100 Says:

    I liked this video …
    I liked this video so much!!!! You make fire alot more interesting to learn about rather than having police oficers come in and lecture you about stuff you already know!

  17. didihyper Says:

    O_o y is every1 …
    O_o y is every1 freaking out cuz its 911 in canada? dum-dums, im canadian too and i know that its 999 in the UK…. how did i know that anyways….?

  18. redhairisdabom Says:

    this was quite the …
    this was quite the awesome!

  19. SteveBobTwonkPants Says:

    Well the music, as …
    Well the music, as mentioned in the description, is Spanish Flea. The lyrics were written and sung by yours truly.

  20. McPfoot Says:

    Whats the song?
    Whats the song?

  21. extremedaniel96 Says:

    love youim daniels …
    love youim daniels sister aisai

  22. SteveBobTwonkPants Says:

    Thanks, but this …
    Thanks, but this isn’t my best singing; I purposefully sang it in a can’t-be-bothered sort of way. Glad you like it though!

  23. extremedaniel96 Says:

    cup
    cup

  24. extremedaniel96 Says:

    there are 2 numbers …
    there are 2 numbers hat you youc an dial in the uk plus if you were dead and on fire wouldent the up be smashed?

  25. extremedaniel96 Says:

    im replying to …
    im replying to myself help I cant stop watching

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