For those of us who need advice on how to avoid a firey death, but look to YouTube for instant information rather than read about it or ask a fireman. Ahem.
The quality of this song is diabolically bad, and I KNOW that, so no need to tell me.
Also, please note that I don’t care if you dial a different emergency number, so if you feel compelled to tell me that the US dials 911 instead of 999, don’t. I will not praise you for it.
Music is Spanish Flea by Herb Alpert.
::LYRICS::
Now when your house is burning down,
follow these rules now, do not frown,
you must keep close to the floor and close
all the windows and doors now…
Otherwise you will soon die.
Call 999
And if you find you have the time,
ask for the fire brigade and say
that your house has just been slayed…
by the inferno of Hell.
Do not attempt
to have a barbeque inside your cosy bungalow.
This will result in a quite large catastrophe,
so how to put out a fire, you should know.
Generally, use H2O,
that’s water if you did not know,
you should avoid using petrol and
also compressed aerosol cans…
You will end up with no face.
Fire alarms, can come in quite handy
when you’re surrounded by huge flames.
They will alert you when you must make your escape
but if the batteries are dead, you’re to blame…
Do not play with matches or lighters,
they can be quite nasty blighters,
it could mean the difference between death
and one more meaningful breath.
So you must make the right choice.
So remember these lovely rules,
and you will not look like a fool.
All that’s left to say is goodbye friends,
don’t make me tell you again…
Fire is quite harmful.
Duration : 0:2:6
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June 13th, 2010 at 9:23 am
@nhimrod123456 its …
@nhimrod123456 its 999 in the united kingdom bro
June 13th, 2010 at 9:23 am
@nhimrod123456 yeah …
@nhimrod123456 yeah 911 is the american number 999 is the uk number
June 13th, 2010 at 9:23 am
omg they played …
omg they played this song at school ahhhhhhhhhh
June 13th, 2010 at 9:23 am
@nhimrod123456 It …
@nhimrod123456 It is.
June 13th, 2010 at 9:23 am
wtf 999? i thought …
wtf 999? i thought it was 911?????????
June 13th, 2010 at 9:23 am
@geezerlouis1 …
@geezerlouis1 Ebonics has failed you
June 13th, 2010 at 9:23 am
rofl. why do i find …
rofl. why do i find this so funny?
June 13th, 2010 at 9:23 am
LMAO OMG
LMAO OMG
June 13th, 2010 at 9:23 am
firefighters prefer …
firefighters prefer you close it up, you dont get backdraft every single time…. The basic need of fire is oxygen, you deprive it by closing windows and doors and it will have less chance of spreading, open your windows and doors and the fire is gonna take off and your house is gonna be gone before we can even get there… Backdraft is easy to take care of… we can always just stand to the side and break a window
June 13th, 2010 at 9:23 am
lol i listened 2 …
lol i listened 2 tat in school 2day
June 13th, 2010 at 9:23 am
You’re taking this …
You’re taking this way too seriously. I’ve said it before, I made this for a school assembly, didn’t take it seriously at all, they liked the fun side of it. I put it on YouTube because my friends thought it was funny, not because I thought it’d be beneficial for anyone.
If you can’t take my video as a bit of a joke, then you either have no sense of humour or are just arguing for the sake of arguing. I appreciate the dangers of backdraft, but I’m not changing this just for you.
June 13th, 2010 at 9:23 am
and i am sorry …
and i am sorry that you will die in a fire in 2 years
June 13th, 2010 at 9:23 am
You close the …
You close the windows and doors to help cut off oxygen from the fire, thus preventing it from spreading.
I wrote this for a school assembly, I honestly don’t give a monkey’s nuts about backdraft. If your house is on fire, you’re not going to open the door and go back in, are you?
Terribly sorry I excluded your favourite fiery feature, I should’ve come to you first. -___-
June 13th, 2010 at 9:23 am
you dont shut all …
you dont shut all the doors or windows you fool if you do you will get backdraft when you open the door look backdraft up
June 13th, 2010 at 9:23 am
this is awesome
this is awesome
June 13th, 2010 at 9:23 am
I liked this video …
I liked this video so much!!!! You make fire alot more interesting to learn about rather than having police oficers come in and lecture you about stuff you already know!
June 13th, 2010 at 9:23 am
O_o y is every1 …
O_o y is every1 freaking out cuz its 911 in canada? dum-dums, im canadian too and i know that its 999 in the UK…. how did i know that anyways….?
June 13th, 2010 at 9:23 am
this was quite the …
this was quite the awesome!
June 13th, 2010 at 9:23 am
Well the music, as …
Well the music, as mentioned in the description, is Spanish Flea. The lyrics were written and sung by yours truly.
June 13th, 2010 at 9:23 am
Whats the song?
Whats the song?
June 13th, 2010 at 9:23 am
love youim daniels …
love youim daniels sister aisai
June 13th, 2010 at 9:23 am
Thanks, but this …
Thanks, but this isn’t my best singing; I purposefully sang it in a can’t-be-bothered sort of way. Glad you like it though!
June 13th, 2010 at 9:23 am
cup
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June 13th, 2010 at 9:23 am
there are 2 numbers …
there are 2 numbers hat you youc an dial in the uk plus if you were dead and on fire wouldent the up be smashed?
June 13th, 2010 at 9:23 am
im replying to …
im replying to myself help I cant stop watching